Knowing what I know now, I'd like to take you on a tour. This morning I walked a two block perimeter from my house. No more than 2, that was the rule. I decided to consider my immediate neighborhood from the perspective of a developer. Talk about a goldmine! Diamond in the rough! Etc Etc.
Let me take you on a tour of the near future!
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Corner Taxpayer, Ready to Rock 'n' Roll! |
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Slip 'em the Finger! |
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Nab that building in the middle plus those low-rises and we're talking ca-ching AND tall! Park Views! |
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Feeling Ambitious? |
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Don't Worry! This Is a Single Property, and It's Already for Sale! |
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Easy Tenant Removal - Not Stabilized! |
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Everyone Has Their Price! Even the Councilman! |
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Easy Peasy |
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Missed Opportunity. Go Get 'Em. |
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Intercept This Pass! This Vacant Lot Owner Isn't Qualified To Think Big. |
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Driveway = Dollars |
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Seriously! |
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A Sliver Of Hope! |
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Lotsa Residents With No Rights! |
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Tear it Down and Build 8 Stories |
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Already Sold, But the Flip Might Be Worth It! |
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12 Mailboxes! A Record? Ha ha ha! |
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Sweet! |
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Holy Moly Guacamole! |
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This Corner Lot Is HUGE and Zoned To Grow Big |
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A Parking Lot Is a Developer's Wet Dream! |
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Tear Down Schmare Down |
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Sorry! This Stall Taken. |
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Snip Snip That Direct TV |
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The Ol' Haunted House of Clarkson: Build On Ancient Indian Burial Ground! |
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A Corner Tear Down For a Big Big Build, Brah'! |
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Oops! Tried to Sell This Styrofoam Sided Fedders In '06. Second Time's a Charm! |
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What a Waste! Early Childhood Development Isn't the Kinda Development This Spot Deserves! |
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Seriously? A Garage? You're Kidding, Right? |
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A Buying Spree Could Mean Big Big Bux! |
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That Fire Was a Blessing In Disguise! |
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Like Dominoes... |
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13 Mailboxes. The Check's In the Mail! |
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Later Alligator! |
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Thank God This Ain't the Manor! |
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Grand Opening AND Closing In a Matter of Weeks! Send 'Em Packing!! |
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If the Hawthorne Boys Sell, and Associated loses lease, Yeehaw! Minneapolis, meet St. Paul! |
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This Site Is Massive As Your Ambition! |
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C'mon. Your Gramma Could Do Better Than This! |
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Be a Pioneer!! |
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Don't Feel Bad. They're Mostly Ex-Homeless Substance Abusers, So They Already Know How to Live On the Street! |
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What a McDeal! A Happy Meal For Any Hungry Developer!! |
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Buy a Piece of Cult History! |
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Not Laughing. Friends are Stressed About Getting Pushed Out |
If you're up in the Manor or Historic District, don't sweat it, you cool. Granted, a lot of this is in CB14 & 17. But it's funny how different a neighborhood looks through BK to the Fullest's eyes. It really IS a goldmine. Hey, so was South Africa! Er, diamonds...